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07 December 2008 @ 03:53 am
Jizz in my pants lyrics  

Ok - So I know this might a little bit of overkill haha, but I can't sleep and had the urge to knock out the lyrics to the "first single off the Incredibad album" (if this release is really true)!!  I just realized, Andy does an english accent through the whole thing haha (If anyone knows a way to post this as a link or something so it won't take up so much room on the wall, feel free to do so/let me know how to do it)

Lock eyes from across the room

down my drink while the rhythms boom

take your hand and skip the names

no need here for the silly games

make our way through the smoke and crowd

the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud

move in close as the lasers fly

our bodies touch and the angels cry

leave this place go back to yours

our lips first touch outside your doors

a whole night what we've got in store

whisper in my ear that you want some more

and I

 

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

This really never happens you can take my word

I won't apoligise, that's just  absurd

Mainly your fault from the way that you dance

and now I 

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut

plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt

I'm very sensitive, some would say thats a plus

 

Now I'll go home and change

 

(JORMA) I need a few things from the grocery

do things alone now mostly

left me heart broken not lookin' for love

surprised in my eyes when I looked above

the check out counter and I saw a face

My heart stood still so did time and space

Never felt that I could feel real again

But the look in her eyes said I need a friend

She turned to me thats when she said it

Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"

And I 

 

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me

But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3

And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

To be fair you were flirting a lot

plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot

please stop acting like you're not impressed

One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check

 

Last week - I saw a film

As I recall it was a horror film

Walked outside into the rain

Checked my phone and saw you rang and I 

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

 

(JORMA)Speeding down the street when the red lights flash

need to get away need to make a dash

A song comes on that reminds me of you and I 

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

 

(ANDY) The next day my alarm goes off and I 

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

 

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I 

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

 

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I 

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

 

I just ate a grape and I

JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS

JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS

 

Ok seriously you guys can we...ok...

 

I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME

AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME

YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY

I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY 

 

Cuz I

JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS

(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)

yes I JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS 

(I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants)

 

ANDY & JORMA 

AKIVA as the DJ

JT as the Janitor
Molly Sims & Jamie Lynn Sigler 

 
 
magikgimpmagikgimp on December 7th, 2008 03:44 pm (UTC)
When I can be bothered to resize it, this'll be my new user-pic:
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/336/asjimp01bt7.jpg
mrs. pleskun: chris Farley.embers_3 on December 7th, 2008 03:55 pm (UTC)
lmfao!
mrs. pleskun: chris Farley.embers_3 on December 7th, 2008 03:55 pm (UTC)
ty!!!
stan th3 manafk47 on December 8th, 2008 04:25 am (UTC)
just watched this on youtube like 12 times, lovin' it. actually thought you guys were english. can't wait to hear this in clubs.

you guys should get some big name dj's to remix this. a little tommie sunshine, or steve aoki? do it.
undoubtedchepoundoubtedchepo on December 8th, 2008 08:38 am (UTC)
i just found your journal through google.
i thank you
poofaceunicorn: jooormpoofaceunicorn on December 10th, 2008 03:23 am (UTC)
whoa, look at all these new jizz-recruits!
Nikoiky (ni-koy-kee)xnikoikyx on December 16th, 2008 09:28 pm (UTC)
I found this on google XD
thanks!
silberner_flusssilberner_fluss on December 22nd, 2008 03:26 am (UTC)
Love it.
Thank you!! -Found on Google.
masquerades on December 24th, 2008 11:12 pm (UTC)
Another Google user here... thanks for these!
HEART TO FOLLOW_heartscontent on December 27th, 2008 10:22 am (UTC)
this is a bit dated, but i'm fairly certain that Jorm says "pay by check" not "play by cheque"
kitsonpon_mon on January 10th, 2009 11:58 am (UTC)
fucking hilariouse lol nice.
Donnathankyou_earth on February 1st, 2009 06:22 am (UTC)
lmaoooo
ajpwprfu on February 7th, 2009 07:39 am (UTC)
Andy's Accent
It's more like a nothern european accent they've got going down there. Anyway it is a kinda parody of those european Techno videos
qazomilt on April 14th, 2011 02:15 pm (UTC)
You were meant to blog. It has inspired me to start my own blog on barrie dentist

ruggzeke on November 3rd, 2011 07:26 am (UTC)
I’ve been into blogging for quite some time and this is definitely a great post.Cheers!